1. |
Intro (Slackin' Off)
01:27
|
|||
Today I don't wanna do anything at all
Except do nothing at all with you
I’ve got responsibilities I need to stall
We can watch Weird Science and eat some food
I’ve got so much to do
But I wanna spend my day slackin’ off with you
I’ve got so much to do
But I wanna spend my day slackin’ off with you
I’ve got so much to do
But I wanna spend my day slackin’ off with you
I’ve got so much to do
But I wanna spend my day slackin’ off
|
||||
2. |
Late to Class
02:25
|
|||
Wake up at the wrong side of the bed
Oh fuck! I’m late to class again
Gotta get up, gotta get a move on
But I know everything's gonna go wrong
Late to class!
Late to class!
Late to class!
Why am I always so late to class?
I better hurry up and move my ass
Need to skate down town as fast as I can
Can’t afford another detention
Late to class!
Late to class!
Late to class!
This is becoming a serious
problem, its driving me delirious
Recently, i’ve found it hard to concentrate
And theres something wrong with how much I masturbate
Late to class!
Late to class!
Late to class!
Aw shit!
I’m so late!
Late to class!
Late to class!
Late to class!
Late to class!
Late to class!
Late to class!
Late to fuck!
|
||||
3. |
Jenny
03:17
|
|||
The girl who lives across the street
Doesn't even know my name
But i’d do anything
To ask her out on a date
All the time that I would spend
Skating through town with my friends
Writing songs that aren't cool
About how much I hate high school
Crushing red cups in my hand
Trying to score gigs with my band
With the hopes that you might see
Jenny go to prom with me
No matter how hard I try
I just can’t seem to make it
That girl is always on my mind
I just want to see her naked
All the time that I would spend
Skating through town with my friends
Writing songs that aren't cool
About how much I hate high school
Crushing red cups in my hand
Trying to score gigs with my band
With the hopes that you might see
Jenny go to prom with me
All the time that I would spend
Skating through town with my friends
With the hopes that you might see
Jenny go to prom with me
All the time that I would spend
Skating through town with my friends
Writing songs that aren't cool
About how much I hate high school
Crushing red cups in my hand
Trying to score gigs with my band
With the hopes that you might see
Jenny go to prom with me
|
||||
4. |
The Nest
02:53
|
|||
Take me back to the good old days
When nothing seemed to matter
Let’s go to The Nest
That place is the fucking best
Every night stay up way too late
In the morning I am shattered
Don’t care what we do
As long as I’m with you
Raise a glass to the nights of your life spent
Having fun in the sun with your best friends
I swear I am an optimist
But I don't see it getting better than this
8pm is the time to meet
And forget about all your worries
Let’s do something dumb
That shit is always fun
Although it’s dark I still can see
Memories made won’t be blurry
So just grab my hand
This might be our last chance
Raise a glass to the nights of your life spent
Having fun in the sun with your best friends
I swear I am an optimist
But I don't see it getting better than this
All the time that you thought you were wasting
All along it was actually amazing
I swear I am an optimist
But I don’t see it getting better than this
Raise a glass to the nights of your life spent
Having fun in the sun with your best friends
I swear I am an optimist
But I don't see it getting better than this
All the time that you thought you were wasting
All along it was actually amazing
I swear I am an optimist
But I don’t see it getting better than this
Raise a glass every night
For the rest of your life
Raise a glass every night
For the rest of your life
|
||||
5. |
Jocks
03:16
|
|||
They sit at the back of class
Calling me a freak
They’re gonna beat my ass
Every day this week
But something isn’t right
Six kids are missing
And I am really quite
Sure it’s them who did it
I told my teacher
They’re human eaters
She thinks I’m totally insane
They’re on the football team
Skin colour natural green
I think they wanna eat my brain
The jocks from my school are mutants from outer space!
They’re really good at sports
And getting with the girls
Why does no one seem to know
They’re from another world?
They’ll eat the smart kids brains
Consume their knowledge
And now they’re on their way
They’re getting into college
I told my teacher
They’re human eaters
She thinks I’m totally insane
They’re on the football team
Skin colour natural green
I think they wanna eat my brain
The jocks from my school are mutants from outer space!
Hey kid...
Gimme your lunch money!
And while you’re at it...
I’LL HAVE YOUR BRAIN TOO!
I told my teacher
They’re human eaters
She thinks I’m totally insane
They’re on the football team
Skin colour natural green
I think they wanna eat my brain
The jocks from my school are mutants from outer space!
|
||||
6. |
Small Matt Damon
02:47
|
|||
I’m sick of it, I’m sick of it
I’m sick of it all
You always did, you always did
Make me feel small
And I am trying to not start whining
But I think my feelings for you are downsizing
I was standing in the kitchen
You didn’t know that I was listening
To your stupid conversation
With all your friends
I think this ship is sinking
But that’s just wishful thinking
Cause i’ve lost all my patience
When will this end?
Don’t wanna hear
Another apology
Your words are like
Shrinking technology
Don’t wanna hear
Another apology
Your words are like
Shrinking technology
I’m sick of it, I’m sick of it
I’m sick of it all
You always did, you always did
Make me feel small
And I am trying to not start whining
But I think my feelings for you are downsizing
I’m sick of it, I’m sick of it
I’m sick of it all
You always did, you always did
Make me feel small
And I am trying to not start whining
But I think my feelings for you are downsizing
|
||||
7. |
Chupacabra
02:15
|
|||
Get your feet off the ground
Good luck, dude
Make some sort of sound
That’s not good
She thinks I’m a prick
A fucker
I miss her lipstick
I loved her
I want to have
A lasting relationship
But I just can’t
Cause I’m a piece of shit
I want to have
A lasting relationship
But I’m a piece of shit
It was never gonna work
I knew it
She said I was a jerk
I blew it
I wish I wasn’t such
A sucker
I miss her so much
Still love her
I want to have
A lasting relationship
But I just can’t
Cause I’m a piece of shit
I want to have
A lasting relationship
But I’m a piece of shit
I want to have
A lasting relationship
But I just can’t
Cause I’m a piece of shit
I want to have
A lasting relationship
But I’m a piece of shit
|
||||
8. |
Grow Up!
03:22
|
|||
Teenage nights are wasted
Sitting on the pavement
Talk about the future
Always complicated
Another conversation
About the way she tasted
I should go talk to her
I think it’s time I faced this
Growing up’s getting me down
(Don’t wanna be anything)
Growing up needs to slow down
Growing up’s getting me down
(I’m trying to make the most of it)
Growing up needs to slow down
Teenage nights are wasted
Sitting on the pavement
Used to wish I was cooler
Realised it’s overrated
Her eyes are constellations
And I'm getting so frustrated
Cause I wanna go and talk to her
But my confidence vacated
Through this crowded room i’m pacing
Back and forth she sits adjacent
And I know I'm far too awkward
But for one night I’m amazing
Growing up’s getting me down
(Don’t wanna be anything)
Growing up needs to slow down
Growing up’s getting me down
(I’m trying to make the most of it)
Growing up needs to slow down
Growing up’s getting me down
(Don’t wanna be anything)
Growing up needs to slow down
Growing up’s getting me down
(I’m trying to make the most of it)
Growing up needs to slow down
Growing up’s getting me down
(Don’t wanna be anything)
Growing up needs to slow down
Growing up’s getting me down
(I’m trying to make the most of it)
Growing up needs to slow down like now
|
||||
9. |
I Like It Spooky
02:40
|
|||
She’s got the sickest tattoos
skulls on her pale white skin
She likes the coolest movies
Fright Night and Let The Right One In
She likes all of the best bands
Creeper and MCR
She works during the day but
I get to see her after dark
She always gets invited
Into the coolest clubs
She wears the raddest makeup
Better not go and fuck this up
She’s got these punk rock posters
On the walls of her room
But now that I look closer
It seems more like an ancient tomb
She’s got a goth fringe, She’s all I've ever wanted
On my mind often, But I think she might be haunted
She’s got a goth fringe, I only see her at night
She makes me really happy, But I think she wants to take my life
She got real mad when I used
Her ouija board to skate
But I knew she still loved me
We got to have another date
I know that I seem stupid
But at least it’s a start
I love her dorky smile
Even though her teeth are really sharp
She’s got a goth fringe, She’s all I've ever wanted
On my mind often, But I think she might be haunted
She’s got a goth fringe, I only see her at night
She makes me really happy, But I think she wants to take my life
She's always wearing black, oh man how cool is that?
She doesn't give a fuck, I think I am in love
She's always wearing black, a total heart attack
She doesn't give a fuck, she wants to drink my blood
She’s got a goth fringe, She’s all I've ever wanted
On my mind often, But I think she might be haunted
She’s got a goth fringe, I only see her at night
She’ll make me really happy, For the rest of my undead life
|
||||
10. |
Adventure
03:02
|
|||
When life’s a shipwrecked ship
You're like it’s buried treasure
And when I kiss your lips
It’s like an… adventure
I wanna run away
Escape from this place
Start a new dangerous life
And I need you by my side
We’ll travel across the world
The greatest time with the greatest girl
More excitement than you’ve ever known
You know I can’t do this on my own
When life’s a shipwrecked ship
You're like it’s buried treasure
And when I kiss your lips
It’s like an… adventure
And when we’re on the run
From an evil oppressor
I’m having so much fun
Cause you're my… adventure
Swashbuckling across the sea
Exploring dungeons, just you and me
Come on girl, just grab my hand
We’ll travel to mysterious lands
We’ll finally get out of this town
You gotta get lost before you can get found
Booby traps outline the trail
We’ll be killed if we fail
When life’s a shipwrecked ship
You're like it’s buried treasure
And when I kiss your lips
It’s like an… adventure
And when we’re on the run
From an evil oppressor
I’m having so much fun
Cause you're my… adventure
When life’s a shipwrecked ship
You're like it’s buried treasure
And when I kiss your lips
It’s like an… adventure
And when we’re on the run
From an evil oppressor
I’m having so much fun
Cause you're my, cause you're my, cause you're my… adventure
|
||||
11. |
Wizard Kickflip
01:02
|
|||
Bleh!
Oh shit! Wizard kickflip!
Oh shit! Wizard kickflip!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
He’s a magic wizard
He comes from outer space
If you see him do a skate trick
It’ll melt your face!
Oh shit! Wizard kickflip!
Oh shit! Wizard kickflip!
Oh shit! Wizard kickflip!
Oh shit! Wizard kickflip!
Nice!
|
||||
12. |
I Think Coolsville Sucks
04:57
|
|||
Outside your house at 3am
I guess I got the graveyard shift again
Fuck this, It’s always the same
There’s places i’d rather be
So I leave and I come back from the dead
And I feel more alive than I ever did
Never thought i’d see the day
My life became a screenplay
Let’s put some sad songs on
And we’ll dance all night long
I think it’s pretty rad
That I'm happy but the songs I like are sad
And I think it’s pretty shit
That you left me but I guess I'm over it
Now I'm making out in the bathroom
With a girl I just met and it’s not you
Feels nice to kiss someone else
Feels nice to get out of Hell
Everyone’s hanging out in the basement
Having fun, getting drunk, getting wasted
Passed through the asteroid belt
Finally feel like myself
Let’s put some sad songs on
And we’ll dance all night long
I think it’s pretty rad
That I'm happy but the songs I like are sad
And I think it’s pretty shit
That you left me but I guess I'm over it
I think it’s pretty rad
That I'm happy but the songs I like are sad
And I think it’s pretty shit
That you left me but I guess I'm over it
I think it’s pretty rad
That I'm happy but the songs I like are sad
And I think it’s pretty shit
That you left me but I guess I'm over it
|
Streaming and Download help
If you like Savage Dink, you may also like:
Bandcamp Daily your guide to the world of Bandcamp